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1. Wife: “Do you want dinner?” Husband: “What are my choices?” Wife: “Yes or no.” Share on WhatsApp
2. My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met.
3. Wife: “You need to grow up.” Husband: Turns off Xbox and whispers “She’s just mad I beat her in Mario Kart.”
4. Marriage is just texting each other: – “Do we need anything from the store?” – “I don’t know, I’m not home.”
5. Husband: “I cleaned the whole house today!” Wife: “You mean you moved the socks from the couch to the floor?”
6. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said, “Somewhere I haven’t been in a while.” I said, “How about the kitchen?” I’m writing this from the doghouse.
7. Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience... And how to fake being asleep during arguments.
8. Wife: “I’m cold.” Husband: Shuts window Wife: “Why are you trying to control me?”
9. The secret to a happy marriage? Separate Netflix accounts.
10. Behind every successful man is a surprised wife. Laughter really is the glue that keeps relationships strong (well, that and not touching the thermostat). Got your own hilarious marriage moment? Share it in the comments below—and don’t forget to follow FUNHAMSTER for more daily giggles!
1. Wife: “Do you want dinner?” Husband: “What are my choices?” Wife: “Yes or no.” Share on WhatsApp
2. My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met.
3. Wife: “You need to grow up.” Husband: Turns off Xbox and whispers “She’s just mad I beat her in Mario Kart.”
4. Marriage is just texting each other: – “Do we need anything from the store?” – “I don’t know, I’m not home.”
5. Husband: “I cleaned the whole house today!” Wife: “You mean you moved the socks from the couch to the floor?”
6. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said, “Somewhere I haven’t been in a while.” I said, “How about the kitchen?” I’m writing this from the doghouse.
7. Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience... And how to fake being asleep during arguments.
8. Wife: “I’m cold.” Husband: Shuts window Wife: “Why are you trying to control me?”
9. The secret to a happy marriage? Separate Netflix accounts.
10. Behind every successful man is a surprised wife. Laughter really is the glue that keeps relationships strong (well, that and not touching the thermostat). Got your own hilarious marriage moment? Share it in the comments below—and don’t forget to follow FUNHAMSTER for more daily giggles!
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